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Ax to the head

  • Me:: Hey, I miss hangin' out with you and Gerry. I'm looking forward to our upcoming vacay.

  • Don:: Man you just don't know. THis has been the craziest two weeks ever, culminating in Gerry's head looking like someone hit him with an ax.

  • Me:: Haha. But really, put the ax down.

  • My Brain:: Huh...I wonder what he meant by that...

(jabbernaut)

Some young girl stopped me walking home last night in front of an apartment building on my block asking if I had “any key” to let her into her building. Apparently after a couple of jiggles any key worked and I thought to myself this is a very insecure door and also a Simpsons reference.

Grammar gangsta

  • JB:: Does one always say "how many assets" or do you ever say "how much assets"?

  • JM:: Use it in a sentence.

  • JB:: How much assets...

  • JM:: Do you has?

vneckandacardigan:

Fete du Nord at The Delancey (Taken with instagram)

Good seeing everybody last night. ‘Been years!

Congrats to Ed and Kees for finishing their 26-mile marathon in Big Sur over the weekend!

Yeah, bro.

SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE

Congrats to my bro Aaron for landing his dream job in Japan!

(via juliasegal)

McCarren Park.

(reddit)

Return to zero.

Bushwick.

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